Two years ago, Mike and his friends were on Lake Oswego in Portland, Oregon when they saw a gosling drowning. The tiny bird had been abandoned by its mother and was all alone. Mike rescued her and named the Canadian goose Kyle. Mike never intended to keep her; he planned to raise her and release her when she was old enough to take care of herself.
Mike has tried to release Kyle on several occasions. He even tried driving many miles away from home to drop her off. But, Kyle would always be waiting for him when he got home! Kyle imprinted on Mike and now refuses to leave! Kyle follows Mike everywhere!
Kyle does not like when women get too close to Mike; men are okay, but Kyle draws the line at female companions! Share away, people!